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- NATION, Page 22The Presidency"Dead Soldiers" Along the Potomac
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- By Hugh Sidey
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- Chasing women kind of comes with the territory in the
- male-chauvinist Senate, like the springy black leather couches.
- Making millions from inside contacts after Government service is
- not all that grave a sin either, else an army of former
- lawmakers now behind the polished doors of august law firms
- would be in irons. It was the booze that got John Tower in real
- trouble.
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- Heavy drinkers have been a continuing specter in American
- public life. Luckily, there are no episodes in which the
- Republic's fate was threatened by drunkenness. Our standards
- have gone up, slowly the first 180 years, dramatically the past
- 20. Off the job or on, a political boozer is apt to be a loser.
- That's not to say teetotaling assures success.
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- Washington was built on a river of "ardent spirits," a nice
- term used long ago for the hard stuff. Laborers on public
- buildings got larger whiskey rations the higher up they worked, a
- dubious formula. But the buildings did get finished. Dolley
- Madison brought this "saloon culture" into the White House,
- getting the political leaders out of the bars and into more
- graceful surroundings. The drinks came on silver trays. James
- Madison cut some good deals.
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- Washington was and remains the nation's leading consumer of
- booze, imbibing at last count 4.78 gal. of spirits and 6.41 gal.
- of wine per person a year. Nevada runs a distant second.
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- Congressman Wilbur Mills, who starred with stripper Fanne
- Fox at the Tidal Basin in 1974, is a recent prodigal of drink.
- Many others preceded him. John Quincy Adams complained mightily
- about House Speaker Henry Clay's roaring drunks abroad in 1814,
- when they were there for the Treaty of Ghent, ending the War of
- 1812.
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- Old-timers remember that Estes Kefauver's Senate hideaway
- was littered with "dead soldiers." Harry Truman had just
- arrived for a bourbon or two at the "Board of Education,"
- Speaker Sam Rayburn's daily happy hour, when he was summoned to
- power. Anyone who believes a fellow did not get tiddly now and
- then in Mr. Sam's quaint quarters lives in fantasy.
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- Lyndon Johnson, as Senate majority leader and early on as
- President, could polish off a dozen or so Scotch-and-sodas in an
- afternoon and evening. He claimed they were half strength. He
- never lost control, just looked stunned. He quit cold turkey in
- the White House, switching to Fresca and root beer. For whatever
- reason, his presidency went downhill thereafter. White House
- abstinence was tried by Rutherford Hayes, Calvin Coolidge and
- Jimmy Carter. Results were dismal.
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- Franklin Roosevelt's martinis lifted the Oval Office many an
- evening. John Kennedy once showed up for work with a bandage on
- his head, claiming he cut it on a table while reaching for a
- dropped book. Research suggests that after ample champagne at a
- party, the President led a conga line into a wall fixture. The
- original photograph of Richard Nixon in the White House the
- night before he resigned caught two drained martini glasses at
- his elbow. The photo released to the public had the glasses
- airbrushed to remove the olives.
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- Truman's aide Clark Clifford remembers that during a poker
- game with Winston Churchill, the old lion praised the U.S. but
- lamented one dreadful American lapse: "You people quit drinking
- after dinner." These days, maybe even sooner.
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